29 Park Place, Cathays [map]
What was once Incognito is now the confusingly-named Cardiff Arts Institute, an eccentrically-decorated bar/eatery/music venue/gallery.
With regards to that bloke on the right: it's not obligatory to have a little cry on the way in, although some people do find it helps.
Professionals that we are, we don't let it put us off though.
Our reward: a veritable chorus line of lagers. Beautiful. Note also teetering stack of board games.
We hate board games.
The overall effect of the decor is akin to visiting a branch of Ikea while mashed off your face on high-powered blotter acid. (We're guessing, obviously.)
We're with Nicki from Cardiff Bites, who is taking copious notes - making this, between us, the most scrupulously chronicled bar meal of all time.
Incredible self-reviewing art installation.
Yikes.
